Retroactive

2007 was, all in all, a year full of negativity

  and overwhelmingly bad times in general.  

On a scale of stinky butt to rose-infused peach juice, 

it is definitely more of a stinky butt.

Sure, lots of good things happened, but good things pass.  

That's a bit of a theme for 2007.

Moving forward, allow me to present 2008, 

a year full of promise and hope, yadda yadda.

Cheers!